the rainbow-filled world of tv ads

I  dont watch tv, I use my computer for whatever entertainment needs i have, for one reason,  i hate tv ads. Now it seems the world tv ads live in is a world full of rainbows, and green meadows, and unicorns, not the world where a massive tsunami has just hit and taken 100000 lives. But alas, i have to watch tv now a days for the ongoing cricket world cup and it is torture honestly. I am literally stunned at how cheesy ads have gotten over the years. Where on earth do such people live that when they want to take yogurt out of a fucking freezer they smile inexplicably and when they’re caught stealing it their mother simply gives them a hug for stealing it. Then there’s this Pepsi ad where a teen catches a ball and says he wants to play in the worldcup ._. Man don’t these people feel embarrassed when they’re making the ads! If God had fitted a Cheesy-O-Meter(or something similar) in my head i would be dead right now, because it would have exploded. AND THEN THERES THE SURF EXCEL AD!!!! Argghhh my mother used to beat me with a stick if i fell in mud but no not in the world of ads because BLOTS AND STAINS ARE GOOD FOR KIDS SOMEHOW, ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE APPLIED TO THEIR SHIRTS IN A CAREFULLY DEVISED WAY. Then there are various electronics ads where a father and mother are happily laughing with their only child and then they show the fucking father’s smiling face for 5 fucking hours for no bleeding reason whatsoever. Don’t all these models have even a drop of self-respect? Seriously it is so embarrassing to watch i can’t imagine what sort of a person it takes to actually MAKE these pieces of cheesy shit. So yeah the media is gay, period. Here are a few ads for your viewing displeasure (warning, these ads may make u want to kill yourself, if you arent gay :{D )

 

~ by porschedream on March 19, 2011.