porsche howl!

pitiable state of mind

porschedream — Wed, 11 May 2011 18:21:39 +0000

its that time of year again when everything seems to be getting out of hand, when every careless mistake ive made starts to show its rotten effects, when time suddenly seems to have bought a supersonic jet and is riding on it, AND, as always, i suddenly seem to have 99 problems. Its exam time of course! And it has completely taken away what i prize the most : peace of mind. Without peace of mind im oh so miserable, and i annoy myself. Time to take out the prayer mat(so bad of me) Oh and here’s a song which i listen to make me feel more miserable :

i made something!

porschedream — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:49:13 +0000

was feeling bored, so wanted to make something new and exciting, and i made this! I am pleased with it ^__^

smaerd od emoc eurt

porschedream — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 03:28:36 +0000

So a week or two ago i talked to snow eagle, yeah no biggie, except that she’s the best looking girl ive seen with my own bare eyes. And i can’t imagine life getting much better than THAT span of time. I also got to know her name, its snow eagle, surprising huh? Oh and here’s my female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect 2 , she’s cute ;D

Shes a really interesting person because she’s out to save the galaxy and she also looks great, yeah i’d date her. She also kills bad aliens, great

Here’s a song which i’m addicted to these days

ur welcome

the rainbow-filled world of tv ads

porschedream — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 18:21:07 +0000

I dont watch tv, I use my computer for whatever entertainment needs i have, for one reason, i hate tv ads. Now it seems the world tv ads live in is a world full of rainbows, and green meadows, and unicorns, not the world where a massive tsunami has just hit and taken 100000 lives. But alas, i have to watch tv now a days for the ongoing cricket world cup and it is torture honestly. I am literally stunned at how cheesy ads have gotten over the years. Where on earth do such people live that when they want to take yogurt out of a fucking freezer they smile inexplicably and when they’re caught stealing it their mother simply gives them a hug for stealing it. Then there’s this Pepsi ad where a teen catches a ball and says he wants to play in the worldcup ._. Man don’t these people feel embarrassed when they’re making the ads! If God had fitted a Cheesy-O-Meter(or something similar) in my head i would be dead right now, because it would have exploded. AND THEN THERES THE SURF EXCEL AD!!!! Argghhh my mother used to beat me with a stick if i fell in mud but no not in the world of ads because BLOTS AND STAINS ARE GOOD FOR KIDS SOMEHOW, ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE APPLIED TO THEIR SHIRTS IN A CAREFULLY DEVISED WAY. Then there are various electronics ads where a father and mother are happily laughing with their only child and then they show the fucking father’s smiling face for 5 fucking hours for no bleeding reason whatsoever. Don’t all these models have even a drop of self-respect? Seriously it is so embarrassing to watch i can’t imagine what sort of a person it takes to actually MAKE these pieces of cheesy shit. So yeah the media is gay, period. Here are a few ads for your viewing displeasure (warning, these ads may make u want to kill yourself, if you arent gay :{D )

how to become a ‘photographer’

porschedream — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 18:13:14 +0000

like i said much earlier becoming a ‘photographer’ is pretty easy these days, so if uve been living in a cave and have just come out, following these simple steps would help u become one, nice

1. wash ur face, obviously

2. get a dSLR camera( MUST)

3. post crappy and out-of-focus photos on facebook(album should preferably be given some cheesy name, like my photography 2011, or simply, huge pile of crap)

4. give cheesy and stupidly-emotional captions to each photo to give an artsy impression

5. ok here’s the big one, go ahead and make ur own facebook page, update it regularly with rubbish quotes and stanzas u found on the internet and dont forget to post shitty and out-of-focus photos, the people will call them awesome as long as theyre taken with a DSLR

6. congrats, u are now a ‘photographer’, go kill urself

february is another word for…

porschedream — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 19:06:30 +0000

Good things, money, fairy-tale-endings and demon-bashing, somehow. Only in 11, cheers ^_^

there there haters..

porschedream — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 18:48:33 +0000

go fuck yourselves! bababababbabaab

i thought owls were unfunny

porschedream — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:58:06 +0000

and i was wrong! here’s a treasure trove of owl funniness, or something

Click to view slideshow.

theres tons of fish in the water..

porschedream — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 12:23:04 +0000

Except snow eagle

worst feeling

porschedream — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 18:05:22 +0000

I think the worst feeling a person can have is NOT seeing death in the face, NOR the feeling one gets after he’s stabbed multiple times, no, it has to be the feeling of having second-best. What makes it worse is that this feeling will never go away, because you know you’ve seen the best and there’s no way something’s gonna top that. I cant think of anything worse than this feeling honestly, i mean, being not content is just torture, and when the feeling is there all the time its as bad is being in the gutter for 2 million years. DAMN snow eagles can be so elusive.